5th June 2009

Don’t Throw Me In That Briar Patch Brer’ Rabbit!

Posted by Jake

Microsoft, the same exact company that has been lusting to either import an entirely non-American workforce or move its operations abroad, but are concerned it might be viewed (correctly may I add) as traitorous weaselsnakes are now suddenly, magically concerned about Obama’s “anti-business” turn

June 3 — Microsoft Corp. Chief Executive Officer Steven Ballmer said the world’s largest software company would move some employees offshore if Congress enacts President Barack Obama ’s plans to impose higher taxes on U.S. companies’ foreign profits.

You’ll never guess what their solution might be…

“It makes U.S. jobs more expensive,” Ballmer said in an interview. “We’re better off taking lots of people and moving them out of the U.S. as opposed to keeping them inside the U.S.”

Are you deeply shocked? Too cynical, or just cynical enough?

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4th June 2009

Just Like Us?

Posted by Jake

Sure Gomer, sure

AN erotic dance craze is thought to be the cause of a recent spate of broken penises in Jamaica, and now faces a government crackdown.

“Daggering”, a lewd dance style where couples simulate dry sex in various positions to the beat of the music, is characterised by over-the-top gyrating, heavy pelvis-thrusting and daredevil leaps.

Many couples have taken the “rough” daggering dance from the club to the bedroom, with disastrous consequences.

Jamaican doctors were prompted to issue a warning on the dangers of daggering when presented with a range of fractured penises caused by rough intercourse.

The number of cases tripled in the last year, the UK’s Sun reports.

The rising popularity of the new dance - and subsequent public protests - have prompted the Jamaican government to ban songs and videos with blatantly sexual content.

When in doubt? If you think there’s a better than average chance that any given dance might, and I stress, might break your penis? Gonna have to recommend a ‘no go’ on that one good buddy.

H/T Ace

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4th June 2009

Obama’s Slow Bleed On Immigration Enforcement

Posted by Jake

It’s been our position on this blog that Obama wouldn’t provide amnesty, certainly not in his first term, and we still stand by that. So in lieu of amnesty the Obamanation is pursuing a very safe, very traditional course. Making it almost impossible to enforce immigration law or deport illegal aliens and making it easier than ever for illegal aliens to vote…

First, making his future voters, ahem, I mean illegal aliens impossible to deport. Andy McCarthy reports

The Legal Times is reporting that Attorney General Holder has reversed the ruling by Attorney General Mukasey that aliens in immigration removal proceedings have no right to effective assistance of counsel. As Mukasey explained back in January, in a well-reasoned 34-page opinion which carefully analyzed the pertinent law, the Sixth Amendment right to counsel applies only to criminal cases. Thus, it does not apply to removal under the immigration laws, which is civil, not criminal, in nature. Immigrants in removal cases are allowed to have counsel if they wish, but they must retain lawyers on their own, at no expense to the taxpayers.

Then, making it easier than ever for his peeps to vote president for life Obama

The Justice Department has rejected Georgia’s system of using Social Security numbers and driver’s license data to check whether prospective voters are citizens, a process that was a subject of a federal lawsuit in the weeks leading up to November’s election.

In a letter released on Monday, the Justice Department said the state’s voter verification program is frequently inaccurate and has a “discriminatory effect” on minority voters. The decision means Georgia must halt the citizenship checks, although the state can still ask the Justice Department to reconsider, according to the letter and to the Georgia secretary of state’s office.

“This flawed system frequently subjects a disproportionate number of African-American, Asian and/or Hispanic voters to additional, and more importantly, erroneous burdens on the right to register to vote,” Loretta King, acting assistant attorney general of the Justice Department’s civil rights division, said. King’s letter was sent to Georgia Attorney General Thurbert Baker on Friday.

Remember when the left kept accusing GWB of preparing (any moment now really!) to take over the US via a coup? Ever notice that when lunatics make insane accusations 99 times out of a hundred they are telegraphing what they themselves intend?

Oh, and just for grins and giggles, here’s a fun fact: did’ja know the US was a Savage, oops! I meant to say Muslim nation?

The president said the United States and other parts of the Western world “have to educate ourselves more effectively on Islam…. And one of the points I want to make is, is that if you actually took the number of Muslim Americans, we’d be one of the largest Muslim countries in the world,” Mr. Obama said. “And so there’s got to be a better dialogue and a better understanding between the two peoples.”

Of course it now turns out that the once unthinkable, not to mention unsayable ( at least before the election ) has finally been acknowledged

During a conference call in preparation for President Obama’s trip to Cairo, Egypt, where he will address the Muslim world, deputy National Security Adviser for Strategic Communications Denis McDonough said “the President himself experienced Islam on three continents before he was able to — or before he’s been able to visit, really, the heart of the Islamic world — you know, growing up in Indonesia, having a Muslim father — obviously Muslim Americans (are) a key part of Illinois and Chicago.”…

Since the election, however, with the threat of the rumors at least somewhat abated, the White House has been increasingly forthcoming about the president’s roots. Especially when reaching out to the Muslim world.

In his April 6 address to the Turkish Parliament, President Obama referenced how many “Americans have Muslims in their families or have lived in a Muslim majority country. I know, because I am one of them.”

Just a reminder: if you read these words and believe them you are a racist my friend, sorry! I know its unfair, but hey, you elected this cockknocker now you have to live under the new and improved “post racial regime” i.e. extra super crispy racism to make up for all the oppression the Obamanation experienced while at Ivy league schools.

Needless to say when this weak, cowardly, feckless lowlife finally stands up for something other than accolades to his sheer magnificence? It’s oppression, please try to contain your shock…

Moreover, freedom in America is indivisible from the freedom to practice one’s religion. That is why there is a mosque in every state in our union and over 1,200 mosques within our borders. That’s why the United States government has gone to court to protect the right of women and girls to wear the hijab, and to punish those who would deny it

Which of course is how you end up with an openly racialist POS preparing to ascend to our highest judicial posting….

First, I’m curious as to when Sotomayor ceased being a Puerto Rican nationalist who favors independence — as she says she does in the preface. (The position, as she points out in the thesis, had received 0.6 percent in a 1967 referendum, the most recent such vote before she wrote the thesis.) I don’t know that I’ve seen it reported anywhere that she favored Puerto Rican independence, which has always been very much a fringe position….

Second, her unwillingness to call the Congress the U.S. Congress is bizarre — in the thesis, it’s always referred to as either the ‘North American Congress’ or the ‘mainland Congress.’ I guess by the language of her thesis, it should be said that she’s seeking an appointment to the North American Supreme Court, subject to advice and consent of the North American Senate. This kind of rhetoric was very trendy, and not uncommon, among the Latin Americanist fringe of the academy.

Electing savages has consequences folks!

But needless to say, there’s absolutely nothing to worry about folks! Well, other than this

U.S. counterterrorism officials have authenticated a video by an al Qaeda recruiter threatening to smuggle a biological weapon into the United States via tunnels under the Mexico border, the latest sign of the terrorist group’s determination to stage another mass-casualty attack on the U.S. homeland.

The video aired earlier this year as a recruitment tool makes clear that al Qaeda is looking to exploit weaknesses in U.S. border security and also is willing to ally itself with white militia groups or other anti-government entities interested in carrying out an attack inside the United States, according to counterterrorism officials interviewed by The Washington Times.

“Four pounds of anthrax — in a suitcase this big — carried by a fighter through tunnels from Mexico into the U.S. are guaranteed to kill 330,000 Americans within a single hour if it is properly spread in population centers there,” the recruiter said. “What a horrifying idea; 9/11 will be small change in comparison. Am I right? There is no need for airplanes, conspiracies, timings and so on. One person, with the courage to carry 4 pounds of anthrax, will go to the White House lawn, and will spread this ‘confetti’ all over them, and then we’ll do these cries of joy. It will turn into a real celebration.”

But I’m every bit as confident as you are that Senor Hopey-Changefulness will sic some of jet powered super Unicorns on those mean old misunderstanders of Islam and negotiate him some delicious kebabs or something.

I could keep going but I think I’ll cut off here and just allow you to marinate in all this hopey-changefulness!

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27th May 2009

Not Dead Yet!

Posted by Jake

Though we’re not blogging much either, so there’s that.

As you might imagine we’ve had a couple of “are you guys still alive” emails in the recent past and I just wanted to let all and sundry know that we are indeed alive and kicking.

We are taking some time off to rest and rejuvenate a little bit after five years of hitting it hard with very little time off for bad behavior. Also, we were going broke and we’re still casting around trying to figure out how to pay the cat food bills and blog at the same time.

One of the things we’re thinking about is moving the whole kit and kaboodle to this site

and shutting this one down. Your thoughts are appreciated, though it still doesn’t answer the whole “paying for cat food debate mentioned earlier.”

So that’s kinda it, we would certainly appreciate you keeping us in your thoughts as we try to figure out what comes next for us.

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1st May 2009

Chicago May Day 2009: The Video

Posted by thebaldchick

Our video news report of today’s May Day March in Chicago. The turnout was only about 1,500…a fraction of the organizer’s estimate of 15,000. As usual, we were accosted by smug lefties who have to resort to name-calling with no facts, logic, or knowledge of history on which to rely.

Enjoy!

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1st May 2009

Chicago May Day 2009: The Pictorial

Posted by thebaldchick

*UPDATE* Jakes’s pics added below…scroll down for more fun Chicago-style!

Jake & I just got back from covering this year’s immigration march amnesty tantrum. While Jake is working on getting our video news report together, I’ll whet your appetite with a few details and some pics.

The organizers only anticipated 15,000 or so, and we’d guess that’s about right. Much smaller than last year, which was, in turn, much smaller than each previous year.

We were recognized within about 2 minutes of arriving at Union Park, where the marchers gather before taking to the streets. Also where we were threatened and/or attacked for the past two years. Were they able to resist the urge to harass us this year? Stay tuned to find out!

In there meantime, here are those pics I promised…

The usual lefties were out in full force…

There were plenty of demands to go around…

Or, in this case, a bunch of demands on one sign. A sort of all-purpose lefty protest sign, if you will.

Here’s how some marchers define the problem, in English and en espanol for your viewing pleasure…

There were some familiar faces…


I recognize this guy from plenty of other protests here in Chicago. He always manages to get his hands on the bullhorn.

On the left is Shaun Harkin, the socialist thug you may remember from our coverage last year. And on the right is a guy who you’ll recognize when you watch the video Jake is working on as I type, as well as from footage from a protest against Chris Simcox’s speech at DePaul last year.

And here are some more miscellaneous shots…

I think Jake has a few pics that he wants to get up, so be sure to check back for those, and we’ll get our video report up ASAP!

*UPDATE*

Here are a few additional pictures that Jake snapped:

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29th April 2009

Language Is A Bitch…

Posted by Jake

Ain’t it! So much of what people think and intend is hidden right in plain sight by the very words they select in their communications. Like what you might ask?

K, Richard Nadler, insane open borders Fruit Loop, has been explaining to stupid conservatives over @ NRO that illegal immigration is both crispy & delicious! (Though in fairness he always couches it in talk about “immigration,” natch)

So today he references a rather amusing post by one Mallory Factor (here).

Auster gives it a thwack here, Derb here.

I’m glad that those two have done the heavy lifting of refuting the terrifically tedious arguments put forth by all and sundry open borders chuckleheads that I might point out this very interesting word choice in Mr. Nadler’s latest offering suggesting that if the GOP and indeed conservatives don’t get cracking and allow greesy unethical businesses to import all the low skilled — low wage labor they desire greedy unethical businesses will start supporting the (D)’s in their insane quest to dissolve our borders to realize “low low prices!”

Here tis…

GOP Business Advantage Halved in Key Industry Groups [Richard Nadler]

Re: Mallory Factor’s piece in support of guest-worker programs: This is less a comment than a supplement. Those farmers, ranchers, hoteliers, constructors, restaurateurs, etc. who can’t get visas for the guest workers they want are shifting their contribution patterns, which traditionally leaned Republican.

Want? Really Dick, that’s it? They “WANT” these workers? I would have assumed at the very least they “needed” them for the usual open borders shills reasons of ‘Jobs Americans Won’t Do’ ‘Americans stink’ ‘People from “nothereistan” are always and forever better workers with cheerful sunny dispositions and almost never go on rape/murder sprees’.

No? They just want them, huh? Well turns out people in hell want Brawndo Dick.

But as this is America, a nation you seem singularly unacquainted with, let me explain something to you, the whole foundation of this nation is a strong middle class, the foundation of a strong middle class is a decent wage for a days work.

So if one was to import millions of foreign workers for the express purpose of bidding down the wages of American workers, thus deeply damaging the American middle class how exactly does one prance around calling oneself a conservative and getting blog space in an allegedly conservative online rag?

Now please Dick, as we approach yet another May 1, or amnesty tantrum day as I prefer, why don’t you explain to us drooling retards how importing millions of people who prefer not to assimilate to this countries ways and norms is a deeply conservative thing to do?

I’ll tune up my banjo while you prepare your lies.

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27th April 2009

Why Hello Magical Thinking…

Posted by Jake

Fancy seeing you here!

so, one of the more annoying features of the debate over illegal immigration and mass out of control legal immigration is the number of truly drooling, magical thiknking, bereft of feck retards infesting the other side of the debate. Seriously, here’s one now embarrassing themselves on the subject of the Mexican Swine Flu

“Actually, if we had let more Mexicans in they would make more money, not live in squalor, nor have dirty pigs and the swine flu would have never happened.”

Which of course makes sense when you realize that the actual purpose of America is to enrich the citizens of Mexico so they don’t have to live with the consequences of their poor choices, right?

I mean, it’s clearly America’s fault that Mexico is a quasi-socialist nation, right?

And clearly its America’s fault that you have to bribe teachers to get your child’s grades in Mexico, right?

Wait, so you’re trying to tell me that Mexicans are actually the citizens of a foreign country? Get the hell out of here, what kind of crazy talk is that? GWB was quite clear when he explained that Mexicans are the best Americans, are you trying to tell me that good man was lying to me? To us?

I won’t believe it! I think it goes without saying that when our founding fathers met to form this nation their top priority was the citizens of Mexico, that’s all they talked about, right?

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27th April 2009

Happy Thought For The Day!

Posted by Jake

We often mock the idea of completely open immigration around here, and I would argue with good reason. As you watch this video I want you to keep reminding yourselves that the savages with the guns could be heading to this country as ‘diversity visa’ winners…

Watch video here.

So tell me, which part of that whole deal would you like to import here? The wanton slaughter of people for religious reasons? The totalitarian Muslim ideology? The fifth grade educations?

Seriously, if any one of those gun toting savages were to come to this country how would we as a nation benefit?

Anyone?

Beuhler?

Answer, we wouldn’t, we would simply add one more resentful savage to the already teeming horde already here. How lucky for us, right?

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24th April 2009

Nice To Know That Stupid…

Posted by Jake

Is bi-partisan!

Recently Janet “Il Dunce” Napolitano managed to piss off our Canadian neighbors by suggesting that the 9-11 hijackers came over the Canadian borders, which is why we must treat Canada in exactly the same way as the failed state hanging off the ass of this nation like a diseased carbuncle.

Ahem, did I say that out loud? Oh my, well, in his special bi-partisan way John “Cupcakes” McCain steps up to the plate and takes a little bit of the heat off ol’ Janet by emitting this from his oversized cakehole…

Just days after Janet Napolitano, the U.S. homeland security secretary, sparked a diplomatic kerfuffle by suggesting the terrorists took a Canadian route to the U.S. eight years ago, McCain defended her by saying that, in fact, the former Arizona governor was correct.

“Well, some of the 9-11 hijackers did come through Canada, as you know,” McCain, last year’s Republican presidential candidate, said on Fox News on Friday.

First thought?

Second thought?

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23rd April 2009

Import Savages?

Posted by Jake

Well Golly Gomer, possible candidate for “most clueless statement in a news or opinion piece“…(clueless statement bolded for your reading pleasure)

Grenade accident kills Yemen Gitmo detainee’s sons

By Ahmed al-Haj

SAN’A, Yemen (AP) — The two young sons of a Yemeni detainee at Guantanamo died when a grenade they were playing with accidentally detonated inside their home, a human rights lawyer and the detainee’s brother said Thursday.

The two boys were the sons of Guantanamo prisoner #1463, Abdelsalam al-Hilah, a businessman who was captured in Cairo in 2002 and sent to Guantanamo on charges of terrorism, said Ahmed Irman of the Hood Organization for Defending Human Rights, an organization that advocates for Guantanamo detainees in Yemen.

The children, Youssef, 11, and Omar, 10, were playing unsupervised with the grenade in a room in the house when it exploded. It is unclear why the grenade was in the house.

Best part? They could qualify for a “diversity visa!”

Yay!

H/T NRO

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22nd April 2009

Elect Savages?

Posted by Jake

And get DHS secretaries that say things like this

KING: A lot of Democrats in Congress want to you investigate [Joe Arpaio]. They think he is over the line. He says he is just enforcing the law and the problem is the federal government.

NAPOLITANO: Well, you know, Sheriff Joe, he is being very political in that statement, because he knows that there aren’t enough law enforcement officers, courtrooms or jail cells in the world to do what he is saying.

What we have to do is target the real evil-doers in this business, the employers who consistently hire illegal labor, the human traffickers who are exploiting human misery.

And yes, when we find illegal workers, yes, appropriate action, some of which is criminal, most of that is civil, because crossing the border is not a crime per se. It is civil. But anyway, going after those as well.

As Ed rightly notes…

But of course, Napolitano knows that illegal immigration is a crime. She and the administration she serves don’t want to enforce that law; they want to pretend it doesn’t exist. The DHS seems a lot more concerned about the danger of American combat veterans returning home than they do illegal aliens crossing the borders, which speaks volumes about the political bent of the Obama administration.

And just to note one more obvious thing? Doesn’t this make it perfectly clear that the object here is to maintain the power of the government, not merely the (D) gubmint, in the teeth of stiff resistance of the American people? Its not like President BushAmnesty was one whit better on this issue, in fact he may have been worse if that’s at all possible!

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18th April 2009

Least Surprising News of The day!

Posted by Jake

From the ’some folks never learn’ files comes this story from Framingham, Mass. a noted hotbed of Illegal alien activity and those who love them too much. Of course whenever you suggest that the American people, even in Post-American cities like Framingham just ain’t buying the crap our open border shills be sellin’, you are derided for being insensitive et al.

Ahem, well after a sharp blow to the head State Rep. Pam Richardson (D-Framingham) decided that the thing that would make life quite a bit more delicious would be to allow illegal aliens to vote in local elections, how could that possibly go wrong?

Needless to say this bit of high quality asshattery set off a firestorm of phone calls and emails.

So, if I held a loaded burrito to your head and demanded you tell me how many were agin any such thing, what would you guess?

1%

50%

75%

Well, actually, how about 90%! But no, seriously, the American people just love them some illegals, no really!

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18th April 2009

Remember…

Posted by Jake

I am a bad bad racist, nativisty — xenophobio for suggesting that immigrants are over-represented in crime stats. This? This is just good clean all Norwegian fun…

Immigrants behind most cases of aggravated sexual assault

The Oslo Police have over the past three years investigated 41 cases of aggravated sexual assault, which resulted in rape. All of them were carried out by non-western immigrants to Norway.
……….
Most of the rapists have a Kurdish or African background, NRK reports.

Just in case you’ve fallen and hit your head let me repeat the important part…

All of them were carried out by non-western immigrants

Yep, I must just be a racist!

H/T Vdare who is holding a fund raiser

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16th April 2009

Okay Hold On A Minute…

Posted by Jake

How in God’s name is this a punishment…(alternate title: ‘from the “they do things differently over there files…”)

The robber, a 32-year-old man identified by Life.ru as “Viktor,” burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss him their money.

At this point, 28-year-old Olga, whom Life.ru describes as a “delicate” girl trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when she offered to hand over her cash. But when Viktor tried to accept her contribution, Olga surprised him with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of him before she flipped him to the ground.

Olga proceeded to tie Viktor up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged him and dragged him into a storage room…

She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been “squeezed like a lemon,” Life.ru reported.

Oh, here ya go…

First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated . . .

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