So funny it may cause involuntary urination. You’ve been warned.

“All right, you candy arms, let’s go

,” Cheney shouted…

Don’t put your Depends away yet…at least not until after you watch The Onion knocking it out of the park, as usual. What happens to Obama-obsessed groupies after he’s elected? Watch and guffaw, my friends…watch and guffaw:

I work in downtown Chicago, and I can confirm that The Onion is funny because of just how closely they dance with the truth!

H/T Hot Air

This is so funny I almost needed a pair of the “adult incontinence product” this morning. David Alan Grier as Maya Angelou as Obama-worshiper-cum-poetess-laureate. Comedy gold.

H/T Michelle Malkin

It’s true. The Islamic faith has denounced Mickey Mouse, yet have embraced “Ken and Barbie” (no word on how they intend to grow “Ken’s” beard or hide “Barbie’s” anatomically-incorrect parts).

Meet Dara and Sara, Iran’s answer to Ken and Barbie.

The Muslim dolls have been developed by a government agency to promote traditional values, with their modest clothing and pro-family backgrounds.

They are widely seen as an effort to counter the American dolls and accessories that have flooded the Iranian market

Toy seller Masoumeh Rahimi welcomed the dolls, saying Barbie was “foreign to Iran’s culture” because some of the buxom, blonde dolls have revealing clothing.

She said young girls who play with Barbie, a doll she sees as wanton, could grow into women who reject Iranian values.

“I think every Barbie doll is more harmful than an American missile,” Ms Rahimi said.

Well put. Let’s try it your way and see.

Jake and I were on walkabout recently when we came upon an irony too delicious not to share. In a hip little neighborhood of Chicago you’ll find this t-shirt shop:

That’s right…Propaganda

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T’s. And you’ll never guess what kind of T’s they’re specializing in right now.

There’s always the old, standby propaganda T to end all propaganda T’s.

And, of course, who else would the people who live above Propaganda T’s have supported?

Did I mention irony? Delicious irony?

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