23rd January 2009

Just To Note The Obvious?

Posted by Jake in Uncategorized |

These folks could hop on a plane and be here in less than 24 hours

African Goat Held On Suspicion Of Armed Robbery

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If he could speak, he’d likely claim he was being used as a scapegoat, but alas, a goat who is being held on suspicion of attempted armed robbery in Nigeria will have a hard time mounting his own defence.

The goat was turned over to police by vigilantes, who claim the person responsible for trying to steal a Mazda 323 used black magic to turn himself into a goat.

Kwara state police spokesperson Tunde Mohammed said an angry group of citizens chased two hoodlums who were attempting to rob a car. They told police that one apparently got away, but the other transformed into the animal currently being held.

But wait there’s more, and for extra added excitement they could be “New Americans” in less time than it will probably take the goat to get out of jail.

What could possibly go wrong?

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  1. 1 On January 23rd, 2009, MajorSeventh said:

    Oh, these kids today!

    Sorry.

  2. 2 On January 24th, 2009, Rhonda said:

    You could say you really pulled the wool over my eyes with that story.

  3. 3 On January 24th, 2009, LomaAlta said:

    A goat huh. But don’t forget that all cultures are equal, except traditional American is worse, and diversity is its own reward.

  4. 4 On January 25th, 2009, Somedude said:

    The news really has a way of getting your goat sometimes, eh? ;)

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