Just To Note The Obvious?
Posted by Jake in Uncategorized |These folks could hop on a plane and be here in less than 24 hours
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African Goat Held On Suspicion Of Armed Robbery
If he could speak, he’d likely claim he was being used as a scapegoat, but alas, a goat who is being held on suspicion of attempted armed robbery in Nigeria will have a hard time mounting his own defence.
The goat was turned over to police by vigilantes, who claim the person responsible for trying to steal a Mazda 323 used black magic to turn himself into a goat.
Kwara state police spokesperson Tunde Mohammed said an angry group of citizens chased two hoodlums who were attempting to rob a car. They told police that one apparently got away, but the other transformed into the animal currently being held.
But wait there’s more, and for extra added excitement they could be “New Americans” in less time than it will probably take the goat to get out of jail.
What could possibly go wrong?